Happy Survey Quiz Knowledge Fun Show!

I found this whilst digging through old e-mails...turns out Emily sent it to everyone in the family and we had to send it back. Everyone's answers were fun and priceless, but that was, like, 4 years ago. So, new day, new answers. Here we go!

1. What time did you get up this morning? 6:00 a.m.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds are forever, but when it comes to wisdom, pearls are priceless
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Chronic-what-cles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
4. What is your favorite TV show? Lost
5. What did you have for breakfast this morning? Wheat Chex, orange rolls, and orange juice
6. What's your favorite cuisine? American (burgers and fries, meat and potatoes)
7. What foods do you dislike? Vegetables, especially cooked ones
8. What is your favorite chip flavor? Chocolate
9. What is your favorite CD at the moment? Jack Johnson "In Between Dreams" (thanks, Sarah)
10. What kind of car do you drive? Toyota Corolla
11. Favorite sandwich? Turkey Reuben OR Chicken Salad OR Cordon Bleu Grinder
12. What characteristics do you despise? Dishonesty, rudeness for the sake of being rude, stupidity
13. Favorite item of clothing? A good, broken-in pair of jeans
14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Everywhere my wife wants to go, and Russia
15. What color is your bathroom? Light brownish with light green accents...I think. Awkward for me
16. Favorite brand of clothing? No care, as long as it's comfortable
18. Favorite time of the day? Time with my wife
19. What was your most memorable birthday? The one that just happened. It will be one of the most memorable ones forever, because it was the best one ever and I got to spend it with my wife.
20. Where were you born? Probably in a hospital room, but you'd have to ask my mom.
21. Favorite sport to watch? Baseball, then basketball, then tennis, then football
24. What fabric detergent do you use? Era
25. Were you named after anyone? My dad
26. Do you wish on stars? I wish that the stars would quit acting like morons and giving reasons for stupid things like Entertainment Tonight and Inside Edition and TMZ to exist.
27. When did you last cry? Probably during a movie
28. Do you like your handwriting? As long as I can read it, then yes. So no, I don't like it
29. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Hecks yes I would
30. Are you a daredevil? Not so much
31. Do looks matter? Not as much as the world at large says it does
32. How do you release anger? Not well. Not violently or volatilely, but not well
33. Where is your second home? KMIZ
34. What were your favorite toys as a child? He-Man, G.I. Joe, Ninja Turtles, Legos
35. What class in High School was totally useless? Gym
36. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Absolutely...and I'm not being sarcastic there
37. Favorite movies? Lord of the Rings, Batman Begins, Bourne movies, Casino Royale, Field of Dreams, Everything is Illuminated, I Could Literally Go On Forever...
38. What are your nicknames? Maggot, Butz, Steve-O, Lammy, Dewey
39. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Rarely- only with my dress shoes, because my wife yells at me when I don't
40. Do you think that you are strong? Yes, in a number of levels
41. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? All of them
42. What are your favorite colors? Red, blue, green, black, and so on
43. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? My gut...and I'm lazy
44. Who do you miss the most? Russians
46. What color pants are you wearing? Light khaki
47. What are you listening to right now? Scanner static and the faint sound of soap operas wafting in from the master control room
48. Last thing you ate? Chicken and veggie-stuffed crescent rolls and mashed potatoes
49. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Hilarious. That's what I would call my color if I was a crayon
50. Last person you talked to on the phone? Someone who wanted to talk to my news director. The last person I called was the Boone County Courthouse, and I talked to several of their very helpful staff
51. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? What their gender is
52. Favorite Drink? Water, or milk, or Sprite
53. Do you wear contacts? I have a long list of contacts in my address book, but I don't wear them
54. Favorite Day(s) of the Year? The ones where I get to spend the whole day with my family
55. Scary Movies or Happy Endings? All of the above
56. Summer or winter? Both...at the same time
57. Hugs or Kisses? As long as they're from my wife it doesn't matter
58. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? There is no wrong answer here
59. What Book(s) Are You Reading? Edgar Allan Poe, Book of Mormon, Harry Potter 7, and I plan to start LotR again
60. What's on your mouse pad? Some stupid CNN advertisement
61. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? American Gladiators, The Princess Bride
62. Favorite Smells? My wife's lotions/soaps/perfumes, baking, rain, fresh-cut grass, and so many more
63. Rolling Stones or Beatles? We all know that rolling stones gather no moss, but I bet they squash a lot of beetles...
64. What's the furthest you've been from home? Siberia


emily said…
comment comment, blah blah.

Just kidding. Good to talk to you for a minute yesterday... hope this week is GREAT for you so far!
Tamara said…
Hewie? Where did you get THAT name? And thanks for mentioning me so much...makes me feel needed/wanted. That was a cute lil survey. I could've figured out prolly 80% of those answers...maybe we should go on a game show soon, you ARE pretty predictable, ya know!
Julina said…
Thanks for the smiles and laughs - unlike during the school year, I don't *need* them as much, but I sure enjoy them anyway...

Love you-
Beckie said…
I love surveys. Yet I couldn't help wishing this were an interactive survey and a Chicken Salad Grinder would come out of my computer screen. Screw curing diseases, let's figure out technology that can fax sandwiches!!
Peeser said…
i'm with beckie-
i like the idea of taking Strong Bad's pop-up book technology to the next level...

i love your unique way of looking at the world and your hilarious way of expressing it (just out of curiosity, what color would "hilarious" be? how would you describe it?)

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